ife gets scrambled fast after Jake Wanderman, Shakespeare maven extraordinaire, decides to quit teaching. First, his wife of many years leaves him without telling him why. Says if he can’t figure it out himself he deserves to be alone. Jake loves his wife so he is quite upset. Next, his best friend asks him to help a glamorous widow cope with her new problems. He does so and immediately finds himself the object of the widow’s attentions. It turns out that seduction is the least of his problems. It seems the widow’s late husband was a member of the Russian Mafia and had in his possession a bevy of stolen Faberge eggs. Lots of people are after this treasure and Jake wishes he could get out of the whole thing. Unfortunately for him, it is too late. Forced to deal with the widow, the Russian Mafia, the KGB, the FBI and the NYPD, along with suspicious deaths and abductions as well as a trip to Moscow, Jake must not only survive while quoting appropriate lines from Shakespeare, but win his wife back at the same time.